And do you want to know something else?
I never liked your spinach puffs!
1. This isn’t breaking news.
2. You spelled “Seinfeld” wrong.
Otherwise, great work.
don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums. anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.
Amy Poehler quotes + Golden retrievers
the writing reference “said is dead” post is bad
said is not dead. said is very much alive and should be predominantly used in fiction writing, because if you always use words like mumble and observe and articulate and state and express then it will get very noticeable and irritating!! use “said” and “asked” more than anything, and substitute other fancier words in only when necessary and when it will enrich the content of your writing.
Hey everyone, I’m making a book. It’s going to feature a lot of new comics you’ve never seen before, along with a lot that you have. It’s also going to contain short essays and illustrations. And guess who’s making them? I am. It’s me. Reza.
Plume, a division of Penguin USA, will publish the book Fall 2015. That might seem far away, but time will go quickly and we’ll say things like “time really flies” and then we’ll all make airplane noises. Some of us will make bird noises, but whatever. That’s fine.
Until then, PDL will continue as usual.
Camden Yards before Oriole Park
Photo via loZuponeFellsPT
SLEEPING BAG SOFA BED!!!!
you’d think I’d be tired of making ambiguously-titled Spotify playlists filled with depressing music. but I’m not. not even close.
Mango Orange Banana Smoothie Recipe
Ingredients: 3/4 cup frozen mango cubes, one frozen banana, and 2/3 cup orange juice.
Method: Thaw the mango cubes and banana in cold water until they’re just a little mushy. Cut the banana up into smaller pieces so it’ll blend more easily. Put all of the ingredients into a blender, blend to your desired consistency, top with chia seeds, then enjoy!