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And do you want to know something else? 

I never liked your spinach puffs!


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Dear CNN,

1. This isn’t breaking news.

2. You spelled “Seinfeld” wrong.

Otherwise, great work.

April 24thvia and source with 1,069 notes


don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.

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the best rant of 2014

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- Jesus:
Make sure nobody is poor
- Everyone:

- Jesus:

- Everyone:
So like industrial capitalism?

April 24thvia and with 13,707 notes


Amy Poehler quotes + Golden retrievers

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the writing reference “said is dead” post is bad

said is not dead. said is very much alive and should be predominantly used in fiction writing, because if you always use words like mumble and observe and articulate and state and express then it will get very noticeable and irritating!! use “said” and “asked” more than anything, and substitute other fancier words in only when necessary and when it will enrich the content of your writing.

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Spread this shit like wildfire 

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Hey everyone, I’m making a book. It’s going to feature a lot of new comics you’ve never seen before, along with a lot that you have. It’s also going to contain short essays and illustrations. And guess who’s making them? I am. It’s me. Reza.

Plume, a division of Penguin USA, will publish the book Fall 2015. That might seem far away, but time will go quickly and we’ll say things like “time really flies” and then we’ll all make airplane noises. Some of us will make bird noises, but whatever. That’s fine.

Until then, PDL will continue as usual.

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Camden Yards before Oriole Park

Photo via loZuponeFellsPT

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you’d think I’d be tired of making ambiguously-titled Spotify playlists filled with depressing music. but I’m not. not even close.

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Mango Orange Banana Smoothie Recipe

Ingredients: 3/4 cup frozen mango cubes, one frozen banana, and 2/3 cup orange juice.

Method: Thaw the mango cubes and banana in cold water until they’re just a little mushy. Cut the banana up into smaller pieces so it’ll blend more easily. Put all of the ingredients into a blender, blend to your desired consistency, top with chia seeds, then enjoy!

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