April 24thvia and source with 851 notes

shinitama:

And do you want to know something else? 

I never liked your spinach puffs!

NEVER!


April 24thvia and source with 489 notes

prettayprettaygood:

Dear CNN,

1. This isn’t breaking news.

2. You spelled “Seinfeld” wrong.

Otherwise, great work.


April 24thvia and source with 1,069 notes

wandatinasky:

don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.


April 24thvia and source with 62,714 notes

diorwolf:

the best rant of 2014


April 24thvia and source with 2,765 notes
- Jesus:
Make sure nobody is poor
- Everyone:

- Jesus:

- Everyone:
So like industrial capitalism?

April 24thvia and with 13,707 notes

urls-are-so-overrated:

Amy Poehler quotes + Golden retrievers


April 24thvia and source with 2,956 notes

26px:

the writing reference “said is dead” post is bad

said is not dead. said is very much alive and should be predominantly used in fiction writing, because if you always use words like mumble and observe and articulate and state and express then it will get very noticeable and irritating!! use “said” and “asked” more than anything, and substitute other fancier words in only when necessary and when it will enrich the content of your writing.


April 24thvia and source with 10,568 notes

50shadesofacceptance:

Spread this shit like wildfire 


April 24thvia and source with 21,900 notes

pdlcomics:

Hey everyone, I’m making a book. It’s going to feature a lot of new comics you’ve never seen before, along with a lot that you have. It’s also going to contain short essays and illustrations. And guess who’s making them? I am. It’s me. Reza.

Plume, a division of Penguin USA, will publish the book Fall 2015. That might seem far away, but time will go quickly and we’ll say things like “time really flies” and then we’ll all make airplane noises. Some of us will make bird noises, but whatever. That’s fine.

Until then, PDL will continue as usual.


April 23rdvia and with 455 notes

April 23rdvia and source with 420,443 notes

mightyflynn:

Camden Yards before Oriole Park

Photo via loZuponeFellsPT


April 23rdvia and source with 105 notes

tinyhousedarling:

SLEEPING BAG SOFA BED!!!!
http://inthralld.com/2013/03/couch-sleeper-zip-up-bed-sofa-by-anne-lorenz/


April 23rdvia and with 1,310 notes

thingsthatkeep-us-whole:

you’d think I’d be tired of making ambiguously-titled Spotify playlists filled with depressing music. but I’m not. not even close.


April 23rdvia and with 8 notes

smoothiesweetheart:

Mango Orange Banana Smoothie Recipe

Ingredients: 3/4 cup frozen mango cubes, one frozen banana, and 2/3 cup orange juice.

Method: Thaw the mango cubes and banana in cold water until they’re just a little mushy. Cut the banana up into smaller pieces so it’ll blend more easily. Put all of the ingredients into a blender, blend to your desired consistency, top with chia seeds, then enjoy!


April 23rdvia and with 22 notes






EFD