Let’s be real: Constitution this, constitution that, this country doesn’t know shit about Justice.

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"Being white means never having to think about it."

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I liked her. She wasn’t like other girls. She was old fashioned. She didn’t just send a nude. She hired a professional artist to a paint a nude portrait of her, framed it, and then shipped it to me. It took several months to get to here. It had to travel a treacherous voyage around the cape. Many men died bringing me this wonderful work of art. 

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i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

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Fight for the Future and Namecheap have parked a truck with a giant video billboard directly across the street from the FCC!



This just in! We’ve teamed up with our friends at domain registrar Namecheap to bring the overwhelming public outcry for real net neutrality protections directly to the agency’s doorstep.

As the hours count down to the FCC’s net neutrality comment deadline, we have obtained a permit to park…

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Mickey’s seen some shit.

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Long live the king

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Brown girls with thick thighs

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does anyone else remember how fucking ugly timmy turner was in jimmy neutrons universe


I actually think Jimmy Neutron is uglier.


September 13thvia and source with 72,075 notes

Anonymous yelled:
What's the most illegal thing you ever did?


At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

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Dis shit is getting real.

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Title: The Pusher
Artist: Blind Melon
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